I Blog, You Read? We Have An Understanding :D

Hello there

I'm Noodles

yeah, you all know who i am

and if you dont...well...its totally coz im black and you're racist.

Never, ever, is it my fault.

Guess what?!?

Dial up sucks.

Thats right. I said it.

Dial. Up. Sucks.

you all have broadband

you know how i know that?

because i stalk you in my spare time.

and to find out that you have broadband must make me a pretty good spare-time stalker because i dont have that much spare time.

i use it all up waiting for my dial up to load

and that, my friends, is how much dial up sucks.

And whats with everyone writing their posts in BLACK?

i have nothing against the colour black, really.

its practically my skin colour believe it or not.

but would it kill anyone to put a LITTLE colour into their blogs?!?

*sigh* what a boring, uneventful world we live in. hold up, thats not true.

~Noodles

PS: do you think i hit the "opinionated" mark?