Friday, October 10, 2008

World financial crisis

so congress passed the bill, and financers heaved a sigh. Hmmm...thats going to cost taxpayers quite alot of ching, so some people will become unhappy with the government, and then they start to rebel which ends in a revolution, and USA becomes a communist country with a staple ration of beef jerky and fries. No burgers cause all their cows are mad and NZ doesn't negotiate with Communists(from then on). Ah, and the British Government has funded the banks by $140b to "stabilize" the financial system. So what say you the chances of the economy drowning? The 700b package seems like one of those thing were USA thinks it's going to be okay and that they will recover- albeit slowly- with time, and everyone will be ho-ha again, but of course, within a few years a magical loop hole is uncovered (like always) and will plunge the economy in absolute utter chaos, and they shall only eat bread. Unleavened. and drink milk. Unpasteurised.

p.s.almost 100 sleeps before george W. bush is ta-ta! in almost 120 years, it was the first time a man became president, who didn't have the most votes. cooolllective siiigh.

5 comments:

Lily said...

OOooher the financial crisis makes me so confused, even after Hank's admirable explanation of it, so I think I'll refrain from commenting on it.

However, even I know that it is excellent that Bush is finally leaving! Gosh, in all the election shenanigans I almost forgot about him? Anyone seeing "W" when it comes out?

lion loves lamb said...

oh jo
i do love you and your witty comments
im glad someone (not me) understands world crisis'

by the way has anyone seen the new twilight trailer?
joke joke
why arent you laughing?

HeadSurgeon said...

oh you never know, its the govt that hates the commies. ohhh the trailer...i heard their was a kiss?!?!?!?

lion loves lamb said...

omg the trailer dont get me started
i cried
i was just.......
yeah

Elvis Fucking Christ said...

They should have done what Sweden did. Set up more regulations/nationalised things. But nooo, zomg that's socialism!!!!!1!!

Yeah I hardly get finance either. I don't get stocks at all, what is all this imaginary money!